Barbed Batterfist (ONE 121)

Artifact — Equipment • Mana cost: {1}{R} • Phyrexia: All Will Be One • Common

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

"Finally, a safe way to punch the rotters in the face."

Illustrated by Randy Gallegos.