Abandon Reason (J25 513)

Instant • Mana cost: {2}{R} • Foundations Jumpstart • Uncommon

Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn. (They deal combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Madness {1}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Illustrated by Josh Hass.