Aardwolf's Advantage (UNF 383)

Sorcery • Mana cost: {2}{R} • Unfinity • Common

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

"My Abattoir Ghoul deck is unstoppable. Wait, 1996 World Champion?"
—Johnny, to Spike

Illustrated by Tomek Larek.