Far Fortune, End Boss (DFT 363)

Legendary Creature — Human Mercenary • Mana cost: {2}{B}{R} • Aetherdrift • Rare

Start your engines! (If you have no speed, it starts at 1. It increases once on each of your turns when an opponent loses life. Max speed is 4.)
Whenever you attack, Far Fortune deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Max speed — If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Illustrated by Justine Jones.