An Incident Has Occurred (UNF 143)

Sorcery • Mana cost: {1}{G} • Unfinity • Common

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.

"So sorry, but, per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.'"

Illustrated by Greg Bobrowski.