Affectionate Indrik (PLST GRN-121)

Creature — Beast • Mana cost: {5}{G} • The List • Uncommon

When this creature enters, you may have it fight target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

The problem isn't the indrik's enthusiasm, it's Ravnica's lack of guardrails.

Illustrated by Steve Prescott.